Journalists, if the fastest-dying industry in America can’t hire you, maybe pretending to be a reporter for the Tatitlek Corporation is the next step.
Oddly enough, even a pretend reporter needs to “realistically [interact] with villagers in a dynamic setting” and “write in a clear and comprehensive manner consistent with a news reporter and take video of news events.”
Whoever goes for this job, please, please, please author a story about it, or at least talk to me about it. But be careful. Role-playing can get deadly: