Did you hear the one about the horse that walked into a McDonald’s?

A woman in Britain looking for a treat on the trot got nothing but rejection from Sheriff Ronald McDonald when she guided her steed to the drive-thru. She tried going inside instead. How’d that turn out? “Customers were distressed when the animal did his ‘business’ on the floor of the eatery, Manchester police told the BBC.”

Without further ado, your punchlines:

1: The trot-thru was closed.

2: It was champing at the McBit.

3: The staff made him hoof it out of there.

4: That’s a bunch of manure.

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