When you’re thirsty in the summertime, it makes no sense to drink warm beer. Those bottles must travel to a cool bucket of ice to undergo a familiar transformation in preparation for our pleasure: glass skin collects dew and cools, the contents soon following.
The cold beer awaits. Time to drink. You diligently unhinge each and every cap as you and your friends work through your six pack. Exhausting. Wouldn’t it make more sense to build a bucket that popped the cap off your beer as you reached for it? Heck, what about a bucket that grew like a magical multidimensional pocket, able to cool and open any number of beers?